My hands have basically been soaking in bleach water and Murphy’s oil soap most of the day. So… I should NOT be surprised that my eye is on fire after I scratched it with my bleachy fingers. Now it’s still itchy but also burning and I want to pull out my eyelashes.
Sort of follow a blog not because you like what they post but because their shit is so ridiculous that you find it mildly entertaining?
Its so true. If only they knew how much rage is contained inside this blonde noggin.
(via myninjababy)
Source: old-trenchy
If I wasn’t a broke stay at home mom I would live to throw $200 at blue one. I’d love it for forever and ever.
Source: arrestedmotion.com
But that would also mean that I had to have put one on at some point in the day.
(via bunnyfood)
Source: dizzy-in-the-brain
